So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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