Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
we're so committed to being not committed
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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