did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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