How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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