Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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