I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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