my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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