i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
