she looked like the before picture.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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