She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My life is pants optional.
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