We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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