just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Everyone says I win the strip club
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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