Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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