belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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