This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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