just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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