try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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