Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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