She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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