There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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