Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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