I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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