At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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