I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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