From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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