She said her name was "party"
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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