it wasn't lemon gatorade
Small penises have feelings too.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
