Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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