It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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