Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
