just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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