Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
