That's intense
I bet he comes in French.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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