You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We had to coat check the pizza.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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