so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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