yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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