it wasn't lemon gatorade
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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