He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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