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he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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