I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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