just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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