Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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