It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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