Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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