with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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