And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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