He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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