i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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