shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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