I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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