Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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