it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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