used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
porn star boner night. come get it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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