Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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