All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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