Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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