That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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