This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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