so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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