windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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