There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
